I believe this is happening to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a curse. To be honest, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- I really need to change my habits
- It must just be my imagination
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I just saw the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and randomly a herd of geese came out over a car. They were running all over the place, and people were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started more info with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utterdisbelief.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be real, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
Folks won't believe that just happened. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to pass out! Everything was just so wild.
- It's unreal
- No joke
- I need to document this
Well, I'm off! You won't believewhat happens next!
This Totally Boggles My Mind
Seriously, the concept is just unfathomable. I keep trying to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps try a different approach?